

Sci-Fi image meets Country-Western song title?




Context

Please, Faux News. I’m not declaring war on Christmas. It’s just that I saw the photos in this order in my album, and they seemed to be telling a story. (OK. I admit I fudged by adding cookies and milk, but otherwise they’re just straight photos.) The shots are from Avondale Estates, GA.




Might remind one of the “cargo cults” that developed during and after WW II.
Anyhow, I took this photo of our refrigerator when it was new and not covered with magnets. Looked like a smiling one-eyed man to me. Also looked like the head of one of the Easter Island statues. The rest was inevitable, I suppose.
The Osmond siblings always weirded me out a bit, with their stage act combining Mormon youth grins with what seemed only slightly veiled incestuous flirting. Fake and rehearsed or not, the combination was creepy.
The ad for some medicine show potion is almost as creepy in its own way.



Warning! Based on a sexual analogy and includes naughty jargon.
